E-mailoholics, raise your hands. But only if you can quit typing long enough
Mon, 11/05/09 – 23:07 | Comments Off

There are two types of people: Those who can leave work at work and those who are surrounded by it 24-7, minus a few hours for sleep.
A new study from Yahoo Research confirms that, no …

Wi-Fi not working? Blame the new parents
Mon, 11/05/09 – 22:33 | Comments Off
Wi-Fi not working? Blame the new parents

One paranoid parent could screw it up for an entire neighborhood.
That’s according to the latest out of Britain, where a report by wireless experts Mass Consulting says that interference from a single baby monitor or …

Understanding the meaning of Crackberry
Sun, 10/05/09 – 1:19 | 6 Comments
Understanding the meaning of Crackberry

My frustration level passed “had it” Tuesday morning when I spent 45 minutes doing the signal dance while on the phone with a company’s customer service department.
I knew it wasn’t my carrier – plenty of …

Worried about prom souveniers? You don’t have enough to do
Sat, 9/05/09 – 23:46 | Comments Off
Worried about prom souveniers? You don’t have enough to do

Until Boots moved in and sent all my beautiful high school treasures to the Salvation Army, I still had a souvenir from my prom. It was a wine glass – for red, not white, though …

Suck it up, kid. It’s just 400 miles.
Sat, 9/05/09 – 0:58 | One Comment
Suck it up, kid. It’s just 400 miles.

Proof positive health-insurance executives are living on a different planet from the rest of us:
A company that covers federal workers tells a 5-year-old Reno girl with leukemia that she’ll have to have chemotherapy in Oakland. …

Discovering life beyond Happy Meals
Fri, 8/05/09 – 12:33 | Comments Off
Discovering life beyond Happy Meals

There was a brief window about five years ago when restaurants were safe.
Big Guy was starting to explore solid food, and the waitresses at our favorite Mexican place would coo as his chubby little fists …

A SWAT for ‘tough on crime’ so tough it ruins a career
Thu, 7/05/09 – 23:37 | 6 Comments
A SWAT for ‘tough on crime’ so tough it ruins a career

How on earth does it become right in anyone’s mind to indict a 60-year-old with a spotless professional reputation on possession of child pornography simply for doing his job?
Who can justify an employer abandoning a …

Patience, little brother. Your day will come
Thu, 7/05/09 – 11:23 | Comments Off
Patience, little brother. Your day will come

Blessed are the coaches who schedule practice in a park where there’s something to keep younger siblings amused, for you save parents much stress and preserve the hearing of everyone within a 10 mile radius.
I …

You’re right: This IS nuts
Thu, 7/05/09 – 9:54 | 2 Comments

A Virginia man with food allergies orders a burger then digs in without checking.
He has a reaction, and now he’s filed a whopper of a suit against Burger King, claiming the sandwich made him sick.
The …

The question is how, not if, technology will change classrooms
Thu, 7/05/09 – 1:11 | 4 Comments
The question is how, not if, technology will change classrooms

I’m a Mean Mom with old fogey leanings. It’s the worst possible combination.
Just ask Big Guy, who’s reduced to bartering Batman stickers for Nintendo DS time because I won’t buy him one.
Just ask Boots, whose …

Learning to deal with the new neighbor
Wed, 6/05/09 – 11:38 | Comments Off
Learning to deal with the new neighbor

Big Guy’s fondest wish when our neighbors, the parents of a 10-year-old Big Guy blatantly hero worshipped, told us they were moving is that the new family would have kids he could play with.
The initial …

It’s not Big Guy’s fault he’s a sexist
Tue, 5/05/09 – 23:52 | 2 Comments
It’s not Big Guy’s fault he’s a sexist

Suddenly, it’s crystal clear why Big Guy declared recently that when he grows up and becomes a pilot, Dad will be his air marshal and I’ll serve the snacks. No word on what role Boots …

Sorry, Boots. Big Guy’s already tried that one
Tue, 5/05/09 – 12:45 | Comments Off
Sorry, Boots. Big Guy’s already tried that one

The disadvantage of being the younger child is that you’re born to an experienced parent. One well-acquainted with the sneaky ways of a rascally preschooler.
Which means that, with the exception of Boots’ toilet fixation, there …

Asthma alerts via social media just make sense
Mon, 4/05/09 – 23:27 | Comments Off
Asthma alerts via social media just make sense

Here’s a move that makes so much sense it’s stunning that more agencies aren’t considering it.
According to the Arizona Republic, health care professionals in that state are expanding their system of asthma alerts to include …

Big Guy learning the meaning of goodbye
Mon, 4/05/09 – 11:38 | One Comment
Big Guy learning the meaning of goodbye

“Goodbye! See you next season!” the friendly concession stand lady waved to Big Guy yesterday as we left the local college ballpark after the final game of the season.
“Bye!” Big Guy waved back brightly.
A few …

Isn’t it about time for food safety reform?
Mon, 4/05/09 – 10:11 | Comments Off

More than 100 years after Franklin Roosevelt pushed new food safety laws, virtually everyone agrees it isn’t working.
When Kraft supports giving the Food and Drug Administration recall powers, something is amiss.
When the president creates a …

Can’t get a peer to review? Just make it up
Mon, 4/05/09 – 0:44 | Comments Off
Can’t get a peer to review? Just make it up

If you’re going to pull a fast one, make it a whopper.
I’m not talking about the type of stunt I tried in eighth grade, when instead of merely making up a book report on something …

Really, how many computers does one house need?
Sun, 3/05/09 – 21:45 | Comments Off
Really, how many computers does one house need?

One of the last things I asked Dad before we left him to wing our way home was, “Are you sure you don’t want me to leave my laptop with you? You might need it.
“Nah. …

Egg-free strawberry cake from a mix
Sun, 3/05/09 – 21:09 | Comments Off
Egg-free strawberry cake from a mix

For some reason, the guys have been clamoring for strawberry cake for about the past month.
They’d never had strawberry cake before in their lives, but I guess the assumption was, we love strawberries and we …

Review: DaVinci syrups not just for winter anymore
Sun, 3/05/09 – 20:37 | Comments Off
Review: DaVinci syrups not just for winter anymore

Used to be flavored syrups were a staple during winter only, except for the annual spurt of 104-plus degree days that make it too warm for even me to drink hot coffee outside.
That was before …

Play ball! Sort of
Sat, 2/05/09 – 13:12 | Comments Off
Play ball! Sort of

Disclaimer: Any resemblance to baseball is purely coincidental.
If peewee soccer players are bees swarming after the ball, then a peewee baseball team is a flock of ducks. Very hungry ducks, tripping over each other in …

The Devil Rays – Week 1
Sat, 2/05/09 – 12:18 | Comments Off
The Devil Rays – Week 1

Or, as Big Guy calls them, the Debil Rays. Confusion is understandable: We’re a long way from Tampa Bay.
The score: Who knows.
The time: An hour and a half. Thank heaven they played only two innings.
The …

Stay home when you’re sick – could it catch on?
Sat, 2/05/09 – 0:29 | One Comment
Stay home when you’re sick – could it catch on?

If anything good can come out of the nationwide hypochondria of swine-flu panic, it’s  that the notion that if you’re sick, you should stay home finally could gain some traction.
The governor of California said it.
The …

Funny of the Day: You know you’re old, when …
Fri, 1/05/09 – 21:55 | Comments Off

Tales from the classroom and “easy” pop quiz questions that turned out to be anything but:
A teacher asked students about a famous tennis player whose initials are AA and who once was married to a …

Top 5 ways to avoid swine flu
Fri, 1/05/09 – 13:09 | Comments Off

1. If you’re having a hot flash, don’t assume it’s because you’re in your 50s. Have your son take you to the emergency room. You might have swine flu.
2. If you sneeze, forget the fact …

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time – and don’t stick me with the bill
Fri, 1/05/09 – 12:39 | Comments Off
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time – and don’t stick me with the bill

I thought the letter was a scam when I picked up the mail today: “Respond immediately to avoid DMV action,” the back of the envelope read.
Yeah, sure. The letter is going to tell me that …

A SWAT for insisting on an incomplete picture
Thu, 30/04/09 – 22:54 | 2 Comments
A SWAT for insisting on an incomplete picture

News flash: Little boys tend to look up to their fathers. And little boys whose fathers are in the military tend to find everything about the armed forces fascinating. The uniforms, the rituals, the gear,the …

Epiblogue: Barefoot’s not such a bad idea
Thu, 30/04/09 – 21:16 | Comments Off
Epiblogue: Barefoot’s not such a bad idea

Two months and nine days after the coveted Batman shoes arrived, the coveted Batman shoes are in the garbage.
Big Guy’s recent growth spurt is partly to blame: He’s gained a couple of inches and half …